In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
-Wuts that? D:

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
-Yeah rite D:<

Your crush has a crush on me
-Oh, really? D:

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
-ORLY? EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT D:

Hurry up would you?
-stfu D:<

You're so snobbish
-So? D:<

Wanna settle this outside?
-No, gtfo D:

You afraid of me?
- YES

He/she loves me more!
- YEAH 8D


You have bad grades
- I kno rite :c

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
-Uh D:

I don't love you.
- :l ISEE

I think I love you already
- UH

Can T copy your answers?
- SURE

I think I have a crush on your friend
- Oh, I SEE

Can I sit next to you?
- sure

Would you like to dance with me?
- NO

I think you have a crush on me
- MOI? LOL NO

you have a cute smile
- YAH RITE D:< GO F*CK URSELF

Why are you so nice to me?
-Because that's what God wanted.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
-Okay c:

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
-Pfftt

Go to bed early
- Ok

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
-Later D:

Study hard ok?
- Why are you telling me as if I were failing already?! D:<

When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- I has 100 D:

Why can't you be more like him
- because I am lame

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- *keeps on bugging*
-Yea I know... but it's fun to keep tryin =3